when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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