Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
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tell your sister to shave her snatch
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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