just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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