I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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