I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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