Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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