Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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