i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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