You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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