I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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