Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
She bit a glass in half.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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