i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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