He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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