Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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