I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
this is an emotional support booty call
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You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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