I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Randomize