how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize