No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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