how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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