I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
if you like me you must not know who I am
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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