She went from zero to smokin in five shots
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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