"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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