HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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