Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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