We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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