I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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