i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I wish there were birth control emojis
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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