so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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