Will you blow on my dice?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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