Well apparently he's into motor boating.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
