Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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