He kissed a someone with a penis
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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