Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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