Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Banned from zoo.
Again?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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