and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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