sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
