spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
