I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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