Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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