this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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