FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Found the puke drawer
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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