he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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