We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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