Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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