Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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