New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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