I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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