I'm drive I can fine osifer
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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