Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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