beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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