No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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