im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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