And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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