Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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