Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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