her vagine was all disorganized.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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