you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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